From the mouths of 2nd graders.

Ok peeps I know it has pretty much been a century since I have blogged last! I have just been very busy! Teaching and school takes up most of my time! Good news tho, I am officially finished with UVU! Holla! Teaching is going great! I absolutely love it, love my school, love the people I work with, love my students! One of the best things about my job is listening to all of the awesome things kids say! I have been taking notes of the funny things my students say and thought I would share a few. Please enjoy the following quotes...

::I am sitting at my desk when a students comes to talk to me and sees a half eaten fiber one bar sitting by my computer.
Student: "ugh fiber! Those make your bladder go grrruuuhh" (clenching his stomach)

::Outside at recess, students is on swing yelling to me
Student: "teacher, teacher, I'm sorry but I was swinging so high, and I am sorry but I peed!"
Me: "Oh no buddy, ok stop swinging and we will walk down to the office so you can call home"
Student: gets off swing "a little got in my shoe"

::Several girls come in from recess upset because a boy was stomping on all of their toes, I pull the boy out into the hall to have a chat.
Me: "buddy what was going on at recess? Why were you stomping on toes?"
Student: "I was angry!"
Me: "Why?
Student: "because they were saying..... boys go to Jupiter to..... be stupid"

::Playing Christmas songs while students work, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" comes on...
Student: "you know this is a love song right?"

::Students are writing about a person they would like to invite to Thanksgiving Dinner. Most students choose things like spongebob, mickey mouse, Justin Bieber, blah blah blah...
Me: to student "Oh cool! Why would you want to invite Mitt Romney?"
Student: Shrugs and laughs "I don't know but my parents are gonna love this!"


Thats all I can remember right now, but I am sure there will be more to come :]]

XOXO, Pres